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What's so Great About Ethan? I just saw Edo, and he seemed shabby


WELL, then YOU haven't seen THE ETHANATOR!!! I mean, this kid is the shizz if there ever is one. Ok, picture this. Yer in a forest and all these out houses are everywhere. Except they ain't outhouses. They're huts. And in them, they're 2000 dollar Yamaha pianos and classical music is everywhere! It's a lovely picture I know. I was there. Anywho, it's starts to rain. So yer running to your assigned hut trying not to get drenched. Here's the deal though, you canNOT get the piano wet at any cost. Not no way not no how. Yer not even allowed to have bottled water in the same hut. It has to stay outside. Soda/Pop (depends on where yer from) isn't even allowed in that part of the woods. So it's raining. and there's a whole in your roof in your piano hut. You and another kid you don't know start to move it away from the whole, BUT you end up being in the wet spot. Disgusting eh? So anywho, yer best friend in the whole wide world is off to one of her classes as soon as you sit down to play. You run out in the rain to get her and say, "Get in here! It's dry......kinda" She comes, and you then have to explain the whole in the roof. She gets it, and she stays there for a few minutes until you both hear," I'm SIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINin in the rain! I'm SIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINin in the RAAAIN! What a GLOOOOOOOOOOOORIous feelin, i'm HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPy again!" You guys blot out the door to see a little boy with dark hair singing out his piano hut who was obviously bored and decided to spread some cheer.

Another time you, a short boy with a Jewfro, some psychotic girl, and the singing boy are chillin in the forest (We liked that forest). You all are SUPPOSE to be in yer huts, but you all are refusing.  A bunch of Piano Camp Rebels on our hands, I might add. So the singing kid has a water gun. Just like a little pistol, but it's still a gun. He's shooting the Jewfro kid in the crouch to make it look like he peed is pants. We all laugh and laugh. "BULLS EYE!" yells the kid. Suddenly, a woman in a Blue Lake uniform comes up to us and says, "Aren't you guys suppose to be in class?" The Jewfro kid says, with a smartass grin "Of course we are. But we aren't" thanks Edo. Anyway, she's like "Well I suggest-" "SAY CHEESE!" yells the singing/water gun boy. He whipped out a camera and took a picture of the counseler. That was the funniest thing I ever say in my life, I think. There may have been funnier!

That's Ethan for ya! The funniest kid on the planet! I MISS HIM!!! COME BACK TO ME ETHAN!!!


 



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